Santa Cruz wants to join Robinho at Manchester City
Back in August it appeared almost certain that after an incredible debut season in England where he scored nineteen league goals, Roque Santa Cruz would leave Blackburn for either Arsenal, Manchester City or Manchester United.
However, [...]
Read moreDon’t get cocky, Man United fans
There were audible sighs all around the south of England on Tuesday night when Berbatov finally got off the mark for Man United, but don’t get carried away. Our bed partners over at Chickendinner have been buried [...]
Read moreIf you look closely enough, it’s not all bad
Newcastle haven’t won a game for a month now, they don’t have a permanent manager – damn it, even Terry Venables doesn’t want anything to do with them. But are things really so bad up at St James’ Park? Like, [...]
Read moreIt’s all gone a bit Pete Rubbish
Oh dear, it was all looking so promising. The young Dos Santos chap, that Modric bloke – these guys were world beaters, damn it! But now Spurs are languishing at the bottom of the table, and after an in-depth [...]
Read moreWARNING! Some of these men are old enough to be your brother…
At 66-years-old, Sir Alex Ferguson still knows how to ruffle some feathers and get some backs up. Just this morning he studied the horizon to make sure Scholes and Giggs were out of earshot, [...]
Read moreAll of today’s transfers, just for you…
And so Big Brother kicks off again tonight, supposedly featuring a whopping sixteen new faces for you to fantasise about destroying/licking. All of them are sure to have one thing in common – their friends describe them as “wacky” or “bubbly”, or [...]
Read moreHas someone been sniffing a bit of glue?
With his soft voice and white hair, Mark Hughes has the look of a thoughtful gentleman – the kind of man who makes informed decisions about jobs. It’s all quite a transformation from the days when he was a sturdy centre-forward [...]
Read moreAll of today’s rumours…
Casting a double act correctly is an exact science. The great ones – Morecambe and Wise, The Two Ronnies – relied on their hilarious differences to make people laugh. Ronnie Corbett was a tiny little thing, while Ronnie Barker was a big fatso – brilliant! [...]
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