WAG of the Day

WAG No. 123: Nicola Tappenden

Page Three girl returns to the top flight with a brand new partner

Nicola Tappenden (or ‘Nicola T, 25, from Croydon’, as you may know her) enjoyed the WAG lifestyle for two years with West Ham’s Bobby Zamora, but in 2007 she finally she packed up the giant [...]

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Money Matter$

How London clubs must spend their cash this summer

If Wenger doesn’t need new defenders, then what does he need?

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While Tottenham have got to work early and spent big on Luka Modric and Giovani dos Santos, Arsenal are still on the starting blocks, with the first sign of any transfer activity at the Emirates being [...]

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Transfer Talk

Spurs lose Berbatov AND Eto’o – gutted, seriously

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There is no time to rest in football. Ferguson might have been dancing on the tables last night, but he’d have been back at his desk this morning with a muesli bar from a garage to plan how to best inflict pain on others come August.

Today’s transfer rumours [...]

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Transfer Talk

Crouch to line up with Defoe, and Hleb’s off!

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Sweet Baby Joseph, it is HOT outside. It’s all ice lollies, hand held electronic fans and bikinis in this office. But don’t be fooled, we’re not just keeping ourselves cool, there’s also work to be done. Today’s transfers read like this:

Peter Crouch to Portsmouth So long are [...]

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Through the Keyhole

Celebrity bedroom inspired by Bobby Zamora

Which classy star has impeccable taste?

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Being a tasteful chap, Bobby Zamora proudly displayed a large canvas picture of his girlfriend’s breasts above their bed. Now he and ‘Page Three stunner’ Nicola T have split up, he has undoubtedly

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Christmas present crisis solved!

They don’t want shiny things that sparkle, they want a DVD of WAGs sweating in Lycra

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This Christmas Eve the streets will not only be blessed with the distant sounds of children butchering beautiful carols. If you listen carefully, you’ll hear the racing of tapping heels as a million [...]

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