Cross Dressing

Drogba provides tabloids with great punning material

Look, he’s got a bra on!

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Visit any tabloid office in the country, and it’ll soon become apparent that the headline is king. Yes, the articles themselves are quite important, but without some startling words in bold to draw the punters in, these things would never get [...]

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Danielle Lloyd re-enacts classic nightmare scenario

Ex-WAG still fascinates us…

 

Every single human being has lived through the traumatic night terror about arriving at work having forgotten to get dressed properly.Your colleagues laugh at you, pointing at your pathetic spotty boxer shorts, your weedy legs, their cackles lodging in your brain, never going away. Taunting you at nighttime. Hence, The [...]

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WAG of the Day

WAG No. 156: Anna Falchi

Finnish/ Italian beauty who may or may not own any clothes

Finnish actress and model Anna Kristiina Palomäki was raised by her mother in Italy, but found that her surname was prohibitive to getting the kind of work that a pretty young lady with ample cleavage deserves in the boot-shaped [...]

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WAG OF THE DAY

WAG No. 142: Eliza Dushku

Say “hello, actress” to AN ACTRESS

It’s not just our footballers who dip into the glamourous world of entertainment to find their girlfriends, American sportsmen do it too. Brad Penny, a famous baseball player with the LA Dodgers, insisted on taking an actress for a WAG. For those uninitiated into American culture, [...]

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WAG of the Day

WAG No. 141: Kerry McGregor

An antipodean cricket wife who can rock a cow-print bikini

Neil McKenzie – the man who smacked England all over the place for nine hours at Lords recently – has seen his cricket career hampered by awkward jibes of “where’s your sister,” mainly because she looks like this. [...]

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