THE MAN WITH THE PLAN

Is this man responsible for the mess at Fulham?

This “super agent” may have been offering not-so-super advice

Kia Joorabchian at Craven Cottage

Early June is supposed to be silly season, when The Spoiler is forced to pounce on the slightest scrap of speculation and dress it up as big news. Events at Fulham over [...]

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Bad Transfers

The Spoiler’s “Shouldn’t have let him go” XI

The most regrettable transfers in Premier League history

<i>The Spoiler’s</i> “Shouldn’t have let him go” XI

It’s the January window, which means plenty of players are going to trade hands. Some clubs will end up paying far too much money for their new [...]

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pub debate

Which one player would you poach from… Aston Villa?

Use your vote wisely…

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The scenario: You’re the manager of a Premier League team, and you’re allowed to strengthen your squad by signing just one player in the January transfer window. But you can only choose someone from Aston Villa’s squad – so who do you pick?

Your options: [...]

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Teachers Pets

The Premier League’s Most Fiercely Loyal XI

These men would DIE for you

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With the transfer window now wide open, money men with be lapdancing pathetically throughout the summer, hoping to attract some big name players. Don’t bother with this little lot, you successful football whores.

GK Brad Friedel (Blackburn Rovers) He might have been [...]

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