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Rooney’s feeling confident, World Cup hair don’ts, and…

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Wayne Rooney’s feeling confident

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North Korea vs Brazil gets the comedy treatment

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Relive Maicon’s screamer from last night’s match

Hoof!

Germans aside, it’s been a bitterly disappointing start to the World Cup. But, even so, for anyone who hasn’t tuned in yet, above is an extensive highlights package from [...]

Some big names miss out on World Cup selection…

Benzema - still “the new Zidane”?

After a look at the named squads for the World Cup, one or two players are notable for their absence. Dunga, as predicted, has left Ronaldinho out in the cold, along with Adriano and Pato. The kibosh has also been put in Ruud van Nistelrooy’s [...]

Robinho and pals dance merrily along to Beyonce

All the, erm, single ladies…

You know how sometimes on Jonathan Ross they will show a clip solely to embarrass a guest? Normally something humiliating from their past, like [...]

World Cup Profile: Brazil

“Kiss my face”

And so now to the second of The Spoiler’s World Cup profiles. Brazil – famous for being brilliant at football, great at throwing parties that involve women in bikinis dancing around in the street, and not bad at winning major tournaments. But, beaneath [...]

Brazil coach Dunga in lack of sense of humour shocker!

Dunga – not amused

Dunga has always had the look of a man who would react to a practical joke by upping the revenge stakes to preposterous proportions. You surprise him with a squirty flower, he bides his time, then breaks three of your fingers.

So, it comes as little surprise [...]

Footballer in speaking using the third person alert!

“Come here, Ronaldinho wants a hug”

Speaking in the third person has long been a staple amongst celebrities and cretinous city boys. Craig David famously preferred it to the traditional first person technique taught in schools, and if you close your eyes, it’s not too [...]