Stealth-tastic!
Behold, Brazil‘s new special edition ‘blackout’ kit! From a mangled Google translation, The Spoiler can just about decipher it may or may not be a training kit and the national team will never actually play a match it in because the CBF has rejected any ideas [...]
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Calling the Real Ronaldo the Real Ronaldo upsets a lot of people who love the Fake Cristiano Ronaldo, but differentiating by calling him Fat Ronaldo has never [...]
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The Spoiler can say with some certainty that there will have been a moment in your adult life when you’ve thought ‘bloody hell, I’m a fully grown adult and I’m actually going to go to the toilet in my trousers.’ Horrible, innit?
You may have been [...]
Read moreYou will be missed, Sir
The Spoiler was just a whipper-snapper when Ronaldo first came to our attention and he absolutely blew our tiny little mind. He was unbelievably strong, quick and skilful – he’s what Jonah Lomu could’ve been if he’d not lived in New Zealand and [...]
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Just once, it would be nice to see little Lionel Messi score a clumsy goal. Perhaps he could charge down a goal kick with [...]
Read moreLadies playing football, well. Say no more.
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It only took 45 years, but hacky sack has finally reached Brazil! (Along with the Playstation 2.)
Being Brazil, [...]
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Hertha’s Peter Niemeyer gets engaged in a spot of booben-touchen with a female Bundesliga ref [via OTP]
In news that will shock literally no-one, Torres won’t be [...]
Read moreNeymar – sugar rushing?
It’s now traditional for a great Brazilian footballers to replace their God given talent with a serious attitude problem at some stage during their careers, but 18-year-old Neymar appears to be accelerating the process, with a dramatic display of petulance in a recent Santos match against [...]
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