Transfer Talk

Man United consider swapping Berbatov for Buffon

Buffon (left), Berbatov (right)

Buffon and Berbatov

More fountains of Diet Coke came spuring from mouths and nostrils this morning with word in The Sun that I’m A Celebrity maniac Gillian McKeith dumbfounded ITV producers by bellowing “I’m pregnant” in a bid to escape her makeshift jail sentence.

The mental [...]

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Transfer Talk

Transfer news: City and United both fancy Buffon, and more…

“Hmmm, City or United?”

Buffon

Contrary to opinion, The Spoiler is not bulletproof. Feelings can be hurt, criticism can cut deep, and evenings can be spent weeping into a pillow – hungry, alone, and a bit thirsty. One such night happened last night, when this comment (from someone called “R”) [...]

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Interesting Verdict

Newcastle fans happy for Shay Given to go to Italy, honest

Are they lying? Or do they mean it?

Shay Given

“I would recommend Italian clubs to buy Shay Given from Newcastle,” said Ireland manager Giovanni Trapattoni before the game against Montenegro, “he resembles Gianluigi Buffon and I am not exaggerating when I say this.. there is a vacancy for [...]

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