DEATH FROM ABOVE

German Sky Sports presenter used as target practice

SHOT.

Is this real? It’s almost too perfect to be real.

Germany’s Sky Sports correspondent Jessica Kastrop got beaned by an absolute pearler whilst interviewing [Bolton legend] Fredi Bobic during pre-match buildup to the Bundesliga clash between [...]

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R.I.P.

Germany keeper Robert Enke dies after being hit by train

Police confirm 32-year-old left a suicide note at the scene

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Robert Enke, goalkeeper for the German national team and Bundesliga club Hannover 96, was found dead last night after an apparent suicide attempt.

Enke’s body was found at a level crossing in Neustadt am Rübenberge, on the outskirts [...]

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Small Talk

Has Franck Ribery been replaced by a dwarf?

Hang on, who’s that little guy with the scar?

Franck Ribery

Bayern Munich general manager Uli Hoeneß has today told Bild that he would sell Franck Ribery to Real Madrid only if an offer of €100m was made.

We’re not ones to start conspiracy theories, but [...]

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