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The Spoiler’s Disappointing World Cup 2010 XI

If they had faces, they’d be blushing

Okay, it’s important to define what “disappointing” means, because it’s very much a blanket term. 

The Spoiler’s very tiny footballer XI

Including one of these chaps

If you think that height equates to success, then you are very wrong indeed. Look at Tom Cruise – he’s as small as a pigeon. Or Al Pacino – barely bigger than a packet of Embassy Filters (probably the dinkiest cigarette on the market). [...]

Terry under the microscope, 3D football reviewed…

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Wayne Bridge, The O’Jays feel your pain! 

John Terry under the microscope

[The Daily Mail]

Get the Cannavaro look!

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A tremendous goal celebration, Maradona tells you what he thinks, and Fabio Cannavaro’s biggest asset

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Never one for subtlely, Diego gestures to journalists, what they can do him ( Dirty Tackle )

Fabio Cannavaro has a lot going for him ( Kickette )

Who really threw that beachball on the [...]