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Football corruption, gobby players, Capello’s hat…

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Nani! No!

Casillas pops his top off

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FA throw the book at corrupt pair

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A double whammy of Premier League leg break news…

“I think it’s broken…” (it’s not)

Of course, showbusiness desks all over the country are awash with the sounds of delighted squealing and nervously spilt cappuccinos today, after Robbie Williams managed to share a stage with Gary Barlow, without braining him on live television.

Well done, or whatever. Anyway, [...]

Chelsea sign great Brazilian hope, Robben’s scribbles…

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Chelsea’s new signing… so they say

Chelsea secure Neymar’s thumb splodge

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Abbey Clancy does Britney, Larissa Riquelme gets naked…

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Peter Crouch couldn’t say it better himself

Gerard Pique does some beach snogging on holiday

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1994 catches up with [...]

Rooney would be wise to stay away from jinxed nightclub

Panacea nightclub – popular amongst housewives?

Fans of Greek mythology will already be well aware that Panacea was the goddess of healing. But did you know that she is also a popular Manchester wine bar which Wayne Rooney would be very wise to avoid in future?

Will Ferrell does some funny stuff, bad football hair…

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Just for Ronaldinho, some football related RAP music! In a way… being that the track’s called “Halftime”

Will Ferrell makes [...]

Who should start for England against the USA?

Wazza – go it alone?

Not long to go now, and still the debates are raging about who should line up for England in their first World Cup outing. As things stand, no one knows who will be in goal, it’s between Carragher and King [...]

Capello should have picked Wes Brown, suggests Neville

*cough* “Pick me!” *cough*

If you happened to be passing through the rather more civilised areas of Manchester last week, you might have passed a jogger who looked almost exactly like Christian Bale in The Machinist, hurtling down country lanes, muttering aggressively to [...]