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Goals on the menu as Cardiff look to carve Crystal Palace open

Palace mind games may backfire as badly as an Arsene Wenger sub

Domestic cup football is often viewed as the Steve Cotterill to the Champions League’s Brian Clough, but Whiteboard is genuinely as excited as Harry Redknapp on transfer deadline day about what this midweek has to offer.

There are Carling Cup semi-finals in England, the prospect of a Pepe-free Clasico in Spain and a quite majestic [...]

Wolves’ signing of relegated Roger Johnson is inspired

Defender has been part of solid backlines throughout his career

Four Premier League teams in the last six seasons have fallen foul of the dreaded second season syndrome, but Wolves’ narrow avoidance of that treacherous trap on the final day of 2010-11 provides hope of a sustained [...]

Lukaku to Chelsea, Dann not to Liverpool and more

Tamara – rich

Apparently Petra Ecclestone – daughter of Formula 1 chief Bernie – has gone and bought the most expensive home in America for around $80million.

For that you get 123 rooms, parking for 100 cars, a bowling alley, a fruit machine arcade, a barber’s shop, a beauty [...]

Alan Shearer doesn’t go to Cardiff – Bluebirds fans delighted, MOTD fans gutted

Literally every photo shows them smiling and laughing…

It will come as no surprise to you that The Spoiler was really, really hoping Alan Shearer would become the next Cardiff City boss – probably as much as Swansea City fans were.

The thought of him taking charge of [...]

Reading help save the world from destruction by beating Cardiff

Rubbish goalkeeping

Reading are in the Championship play-off final after getting past a Cardiff side that was, in truth, a bit w*nk last night and looked absolutely terrified from [...]

Swansea and Forest’s play-off game had four brilliant goals…

(L-R) John Toshack, long-haired ginger man, Gary Speed

The first Championship play-off semi-final second-leg (that is a word count buggering up name for a game if ever there was one) took place last night and it was an absolute bloody belter – look how thrilled John Toshack and Gary [...]

Congratulations to QPR who are definitely Championship champions

Adel Taarabt – Premier League player

As The Spoiler said last week, the ins and outs of QPR’s problems with third person nonsense and points deductions and stuff flew [...]

KEVIN MCNAUGHTON IS EVIL! HE ASSAULTED SIAN MASSEY!

Again – he didn’t

There are times in life when not much is going on. God knows The Spoiler has had its fair share of days when the most [...]