Good spot from Pies
As The Spoiler is going metaphor metal today, here’s another one…
Imagine you were caught out by a storm in the country and had no means of getting home. However, a kindly farmer from the area lets you stay with them for a few [...]
Read moreDoing the perfume dance…
If you’re not one of the 394,088 Twitter followers hanging on Carles Puyol’s every waking thought and emotion, you mightn’t be aware that [...]
Read moreAlso appearing on a computer near you…
An unbelievably slow day has reduced us to this mental Italian video featuring Zlatan Ibrahimovic vomiting while joke-shop toothed Inter president Massimo Morattti looks on, laughing. Sorry.
Stuart Attwell [...]
Read moreGood spot from our pals at Match of the Day magazine
Judging by the fact that this appears to have happened a couple of months ago, The Spoiler can’t [...]
Read morePepe likes to wear his while disrespecting teammates’ clubs!
Last year Inter striker Samuel Eto’o demonstrated how to win friends and influence people by offering each of the Cameroon squad a £30k watch if the national side achieved qualification for the World Cup finals.
It appears [...]
Read moreCan you spot the footballer?
Sometimes looks can be very deceiving. Were you to spot Jan Molby and Matt Le Tissier on your local high street, you wouldn’t have them down as magnificent footballers. Similarly, Arjen Robben and Dirk Kuyt look like they work in the same call centre.
And so it [...]
Read moreBack Italy to win next summer’s World Cup at 15.0 on Betfair
The Spoiler is not cruel enough to lie to you and pretend Italy are anything other than crap right now. However, they were just as awful before [...]
Read moreItalians get sexy dancers, Spaniards get crazy mimics
We don’t receive Catalan channel TV3, but if we did, we’d almost certainly tune into Crackovia, the [...]
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