They’re very excited…
The coaches have been booked, the parents have all filled out their permission slips and the pick and mix bought from Woolworths WHSmith. Everyone’s completely excited.
However, while one of Birmingham or Arsenal will take nothing but lovely memories and a souvenir pencil from their [...]
Read moreNice love beads, Andy
Feeling a bit sad because you can’t imagine another football match being as thrilling as last night’s El Clasico? Oh, stop whining, man! Just place some bets if it’s a head-rush you’re after.
Here are some Andy Gray betting tips, thanks to our brothers [...]
Read moreArsenal boss says he’ll stop leaving cup runs to youth
Arsene Wenger has told Arsenal fans the need to win trophies is getting so desperate he is giving up on trying to win domestic cup competitions with younger squad players.
Read moreMan United 3-1 Man City
It was a night brimming with wonder. The weird Tevez backheel. Stephen Ireland’s astonishing Icarus wings on his back. Jamie Redknapp’s preposterous new must-have haircut for men (just [...]
Read moreNon-gibberish Oasis lyric uncovered by Italian
As a foreigner in new surroundings, it’s important to at least try to blend in with your new friends and neighbours. The Danish footballer Jan Molby famously did this by adopting a very local Merseyside dialect called “Carragher” during his Liverpool days.
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Read moreNot a good night for goalkeepers
As you may have recently come to realise, January is a particularly rubbish month which reaches its tedious nadir somewhere in the middle. Thankfully, the football gods are providing ample distraction from the drudgery of modern life. Last night they smiled upon [...]
Read moreMan City 2-1 Man United
For those of you far too attracted to Stephanie Beacham to ever miss an episode of Celebrity Big Brother, even though she’s old enough to be your sexy [...]
Read moreCould be Tevez’s night…
Tonight will see just how far the Manchester pendulum has swung, with Man City playing host to Man United in the first leg of the Carling Cup semi-final. As yet, Mother Nature hasn’t buggered this one up, so it should be a cracker.
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