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Video highlights: England reserves overcome Germany

Xenophobic tabloid headline writers get their wish

Germany 1/ England 2

After gifting Patrick Helmes an equaliser, lucky England captain John Terry brought joy to the nation (and delight to a certain website [...]

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Transfer talk

Arsenal transfer news: Arshavin in, Adebayor out

Today’s gossip, rumours and damned lies

Andrei Arshavin

Gareth Barry is still working on his ‘Mr Popular’ reputation by getting himself banned from Aston Villa’s training ground. According to The Times, he is reluctant to put in an official transfer request as he will miss out on loyalty payments. [...]

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Transfer Talk

Spurs transfer news: Heurelho Gomes in, Darren Bent out

Today’s transfer rumours, as made up to fill column inches in the nationals Darren Bent

Aside from the superteam that the papers are dreaming up at Chelsea, the other big news today comes from Spurs. Apparently Darren ‘purchase of the season’ Bent is looking for pastures new, and [...]

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Fat Martin Jol

Martin Jol: Too fat for Ferguson

Fat Martin Jol

The big news sloshing around the enormous snazzy Spoiler offices this Friday morning is that back in the days before Carlos Queiroz became the coach at Manchester United, Ferguson and his honchos were interested in getting Martin Jol on board. He ticked all the right [...]

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