Who took the most rubbish penalty of the weekend?

Featuring damp squibs, space rockets and unnecessary shuffling



Good things came in multiples in the Premier League this weekend, with three 6-0 thumpings, two hat-tricks and two wonder-strikes adding sparkle to what has been a rather exciting start to the season.

However, so did some desperately crap [...]

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Transfer Talk

Man United linked with “the new Drogba”, and more…

Lukaku – sweet seventeen


As has been made more than apparent to David Beckham, a footballer’s shelf life can be both cruel and brief. Now unwittingly retired from international football, it might be time to take up those acting classes.

All of which leads completely seamlessly to Didier Drogba, [...]

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Transfer Talk

Arsenal and Man United both fancy the same German…

Ozil – wants out

Mesut Ozil 

When you’re attempting to land a new job, it’s important to talk a big game – but not too big.

Keep it within the realms of actual possibility. You probably can’t type 400 words/minute, the artist formerly know as The Artist Formerly Known [...]

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Posh walkman alert!

Roll up, roll up, get your golden Bobby Moore iPods!

These guys know what they’ll be doing during the World Cup

Campbell and Cole

Your typical football fan likes three things: football, gold, and gadgets. So, close your eyes, and imagine for a second if you will, a golden iPod with Bobby Moore’s signature on it. Can you [...]

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Sale now on!

Miss World, Mr Universe… it’s time to meet Mr West Ham!

Scott Parker, ladies and gentlemen!

Scott Parker

Possibly the most disturbing turn of phrase ever featured on Big Brother came in last year’s series, when one of the now forgotten inmates revealed that she wasn’t a “suck arse”. As conjured images go, it’s about as revolting as they come. [...]

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