Carlton Cole spontaneously combusts after scoring goal
That’s what a BRILLIANT goal does to you…
Carlton Cole sooo hot right now. While being interviewed after West Ham’s 2-1 win over Birmingham City last night, [...]
Read moreJan
12
UNBELIEVABLE, JEFF
Will the last person to leave the stadium please turn out the lights?
Football = officially gone mental.
Aug
24
MY SPOT KICK HELL
Who took the most rubbish penalty of the weekend?
Featuring damp squibs, space rockets and unnecessary shuffling
Hi!
Good things came in multiples in the Premier League this weekend, with three 6-0 thumpings, two hat-tricks and two wonder-strikes adding sparkle to what has been a rather exciting start to the season.
However, so did some desperately crap [...]
Read moreAug
23
iSolipsist
Carlton Cole releases iPhone app all about Carlton Cole
Well, at least it’s free.
Stop the presses! West Ham ace Carlton Cole has got himself a shiny new mobile phone application – Carlton’s World. According to the man himself, The Official Carlton Cole App will give “exclusive access to my life outside football. Anything from [...]
Read moreAug
20
Transfer Talk
Man United linked with “the new Drogba”, and more…
Lukaku – sweet seventeen
As has been made more than apparent to David Beckham, a footballer’s shelf life can be both cruel and brief. Now unwittingly retired from international football, it might be time to take up those acting classes.
All of which leads completely seamlessly to Didier Drogba, [...]
Read moreAug
12
Transfer Talk
Arsenal and Man United both fancy the same German…
Ozil – wants out
When you’re attempting to land a new job, it’s important to talk a big game – but not too big.
Keep it within the realms of actual possibility. You probably can’t type 400 words/minute, the artist formerly know as The Artist Formerly Known [...]
Read moreAug
3
Posh walkman alert!
Roll up, roll up, get your golden Bobby Moore iPods!
These guys know what they’ll be doing during the World Cup
Your typical football fan likes three things: football, gold, and gadgets. So, close your eyes, and imagine for a second if you will, a golden iPod with Bobby Moore’s signature on it. Can you [...]
Read moreMay
5
Sale now on!
Miss World, Mr Universe… it’s time to meet Mr West Ham!
Scott Parker, ladies and gentlemen!
Possibly the most disturbing turn of phrase ever featured on Big Brother came in last year’s series, when one of the now forgotten inmates revealed that she wasn’t a “suck arse”. As conjured images go, it’s about as revolting as they come. [...]
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27