Patrick Helmes bags a goal for Emmy
On Tuesday, (a full day before the rest of the English-speaking media caught up) we told you how Germany’s Patrick Helmes was planning to honour the memory of his dead golden retriever Emmy with a goal against England. [...]
Read moreAlright guys, that’s enough
Somewhere in this tangle of bodies is former Arsenal star Jose Antonio Reyes, who was pinned into submission by Sevilla team mate Francisco Gallardo, presumably because he scored a goal. Another tip of the hat to Sporno lover [...]
Read moreRobbie Keane is still doing that celebration
The Irish striker’s goal drought may be over, but unfortunately that means he’s started doing that stupid ‘cartwheel and six shooter’ celebration again.
Please Rafa, make him stop.
Read moreManchester Utd star subdued after Champions League brace
Bulgarian striker Dimitar Berbatov isn’t usually a beaming ray of sunshine, but you can usually count on him to convey some expression of delight after scoring. After breaking his Manchester Utd duck in [...]
Read moreCarling Cup finalists celebrate with ex-WAGs and a little too much drink
Last night Chelsea managed to join Spurs in the Carling Cup semi-final, and players from both teams joined forces with a celebratory night out at London’s Chinawhite. Pictured above is Jermain Defoe, who has no problem with [...]
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