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We’re not sure Tim Lovejoy ‘gets’ the Champions League group stage draw

As if that bald bloke didn’t explain it enough times yesterday

It’s the Champions League 10/11 group stage draw!

A dejected looking man hopelessly searches for Young Boys’ balls

If you didn’t already know, the Champions League group stage draw is this afternoon, and the whole of football seems to have ground to a fucking halt today in anticipation.

After many unnecessary video montages and boring speeches, the [...]

Spurs spank Young Boys 4-0

North London side reach Champions League promised land

Finally bringing an end to the constant stream of laboured ‘young boys’ jokes in pubs up and down the land.

(Although one of The Spoiler‘s favourite was a [...]

Young Boys teach the grown men of Spurs a lesson

Young Boys 3-2 Spurs

Further proof last night that you should never judge a book by its cover, nor a football team by its name. Spurs might have just dodged a bullet. But [...]

Make money from Tottenham’s date with Young Boys

Mmmm, pound coins and a tenner

Make no mistake about it, should Tottenham lose to Young Boys, the cruel jokes will echo through time for years to come. It really should be theirs for the taking.

With that in mind, after the jump you’ll find an interesting money making [...]

Spurs or Arsenal – who will fare better in Europe?

Defoe – fast talker

Those who have listened to Jermain Defoe talk might have noticed that he sounds like someone who has had a pile of random words and phrases forced into his mouth, before being issued with a sudden Heimlich Manoeuvre. He’s very hard to follow.

Anyway, in amongst the garbled onslaught, these [...]

Spurs drawn against Young Boys in the Champions League

Oop, someone’s being hilarious

All the talk was of who Spurs might draw in the Champions League, with big names like Ajax, Werder Bremen and Sevilla to avoid.

As it turns out, they will be facing a fearsome Swiss outfit called Young Boys, and, as brilliantly spotted by our [...]

World Cup or Champions League… choose one

Wesley – not a huge World Cup fan

In an interview yesterday, Dutch midfielder Wesley Sneijder echoed the sentiments of his former manager Jose Mourinho by claiming the Champions League generally offers up ‘far better’ football than the World Cup:

“So far the favourites didn’t show what they are [...]