Former Big Brother star may have brought epidemic to Teeside
Faces nightclub noticed a dramatic decrease in business recently, as two of its most loyal patrons – WAGs Chanelle Hayes and Chantelle Houghton – were enjoying a luxury holiday in Mexico.
While the trip was undoubtedly intended to alleviate the stresses [...]
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In case you missed it on Wednesday night, Arsene Wenger showed his players that he too can break out some dance moves when celebrating a goal [Youtube]
Sir [...]
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POW! Right in the kisser! [101GG]
Alex tries to kill Peter Crouch [Off The Post]
Why Newcastle could [...]
Read moreJermain Defoe boffs yet another glamour girl
Essex girl Chantelle Houghton came to the nation’s attention when she highlighted the farcical nature of Celebrity Big Brother, easily winning the competition despite having no fame whatsoever. She then married fellow contestant Samuel Preston (the hypocritical chap from that band who had a fantastic first album that [...]
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Fancy some spread betting on the FA Cup Final? [chickendinner]
Revving Girls: the least eco-friendly foot fetish out there [Grid Crasher]
Avram Grant spent last night with shameless WAG Z-lister Chanelle Hayes [Chelsea Pies]
Ex-Basketball Legend Charles Barkley owes $400,000 [...]
Read moreDespite predictions to the contrary, Norbit didn’t bring around the collapse of Western civilisation. Chanelle Hayes‘ homage to Paris Hilton’s film debut, however, might have just damned us all.
Read morePseudo-WAG launches pseudo-pop career
As a one-time conquest of Middlesbrough’s Seb Hines, Chanelle Hayes‘ relationship with the footballing world is almost as tenuous as her relationship with the music industry. Via the manipulation of double tracking, a whole heap of reverb and various other studio trickery, Chanelle has recently launched a pop [...]
Read moreReality star has had her WAG dream cruelly snatched from her
The UK media’s hunger for all things Beckham has meant even those who attempt to imitate our celeb royalty get a great deal of coverage in the press. Hence, you will probably know of Chanelle Hayes, a 20-year-old who [...]
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