NOT ALL BAD

St. Didier of Drogba gives £3m to build hospital

Not his own one to ‘recover’ from his many ‘injuries’, it’s for charity drogba.jpg

The Spoiler can’t quite put our finger on it, but Didier Drogba has been strangely likable this season (discount last Sunday’s impromptu Harlem Shake if you want.) Perhaps it’s the undeniably prodigious goalscoring, or [...]

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Sexy time

Finally, England produce an official bikini kit

The slightly dull national team shirt just got interesting

The England Bikini

For too long, the attractive ladies of our fair nation have been crying out for a means of displaying their patriotism and most of their skin simultaneously. Finally, their needs have been met with the England [...]

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Charity Golf Tournament News

Sergio Ramos is so golf

Real Madrid star gets his driver on for charidee

Sergio Ramos

The Real Madrid squad recently delivered some length on the fairway for a charity golf event. Spain’s most handsome man* Sergio Ramos (*as voted by Sergio Ramos) was on fine form, but there was something disturbing happening on [...]

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Brekkin' The Law

Ashley Cole arrested and fined for being drunk

Moronic Chelsea star lives it up while the missus is out of town

Ashley Cole is a chump

As a kind spirit who no longer beats up toilet attendants, Cheryl Cole is currently doing her bit for charity by climbing Mount Kilimanjaro for Comic Relief.

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