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Arsenal quartet star in Great Ormond St charity advert

Theo Walcott is a hit with ladies of all ages…

Now get to donatin’

[spotted over on Kickette]

St. Didier of Drogba gives £3m to build hospital

Not his own one to ‘recover’ from his many ‘injuries’, it’s for charity

The Spoiler can’t quite put our finger on it, but Didier Drogba has been strangely likable this season (discount last Sunday’s impromptu Harlem Shake if you want.) Perhaps it’s the undeniably prodigious goalscoring, or [...]

Finally, England produce an official bikini kit

The slightly dull national team shirt just got interesting

For too long, the attractive ladies of our fair nation have been crying out for a means of displaying their patriotism and most of their skin simultaneously. Finally, their needs have been met with the England [...]

Sergio Ramos is so golf

Real Madrid star gets his driver on for charidee

The Real Madrid squad recently delivered some length on the fairway for a charity golf event. Spain’s most handsome man* Sergio Ramos (*as voted by Sergio Ramos) was on fine form, but there was something disturbing happening on [...]

Beckham’s costly loan move, Arsenal’s shot at revenge and Cheryl Cole’s mountain trouble

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Mario Balotelli collided with the post in Inter’s 3-0 cup defeat to Sampdoria [101GG]

David Beckham will fund the majority of the fee AC Milan must pay to [...]

Ashley Cole arrested and fined for being drunk

Moronic Chelsea star lives it up while the missus is out of town

As a kind spirit who no longer beats up toilet attendants, Cheryl Cole is currently doing her bit for charity by climbing Mount Kilimanjaro for Comic Relief.

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Video: David Beckham takes out a groundsman

Milan loan star find odd way of encouraging charity 

We’re not entirely sure if this advert is a suitable analogy for the need to protect African children with [...]

Kolo Toure and William Gallas discover their true calling

Arsenal stars become nail technicians for charidee

[Arsenal dedicate the Liverpool game to the Teenage Cancer Trust]