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Is Abramovich bored now?

Anyone who stayed tuned after the game last night would have been witness to English madman Glenn Hoddle actually making sense for once. The big question spewing forth from his mouth was this – is the billionaire Roman Abramovich bothered about Chelsea any more?

After all, the Russian hasn’t been seen at a Chelsea [...]

Transfer Talk: Is Eto’o FLIRTING with Tottenham?

Ahh, Saint George’s Day – the one day of the year when you can go into the office with your tatts out and blood on your knuckles and no one even bats an eyelid. Because if they do, that’s fighting talk, their eyelid is taking the mick, thinking it’s [...]

Transfer Talk: Gerrard and Henry to link up at Chelsea!

People have been doing some serious big talking over the weekend – Jose to Inter, Frank to Inter, Didier to Inter. But, worry not, not everyone is off to Inter. Phil Neville, for example, will probably stay at Everton. And these guys all have one thing in common: they’ [...]

Cheryl Tweedy/Cole can’t be bothered with bras

The signs of an impending foray back into the world of being alone – ie. without Ashley Cole – are many. A woman might start attending frenzied club nights with her maniac single friends (Sarah Harding?), she might decide to go holidaying more. Or, in the case of Cheryl Tweedy/Cole over the weekend, she [...]

Chelsea going through the motions at the top of the table

Dear Chelsea Chief Exec Peter Kenyon, saw you doing your bit for China by running with the Olympic torch the other day – thought you looked pretty cool protected by those scary Chinese guys ready to Jackie Chan the life out of any student with a problem. Anyway, how’s [...]

Ashley Cole somehow getting even easier to dislike

Just when you thought you couldn’t hate any more, along comes Ashley Cole brandishing the victim card, and a massive eruption of molten loathing goes off in your head.

Not content with humiliating his pretty wife by smearing his hamster-like hands all over numerous barmaids and glamour girls, Cole has now decided that he [...]

Has Cheryl Tweedy/Cole finally seen sense?

People have spent thousands of years violently debating the existence of a God, and pretty much everyone has an opinion – The Spoiler’s is this: there might be a God, who wants to know?

One man certain of his own God-like status is Ashley Cole, a manchild who has [...]

Oh Boy! Shevchenko messes up again

Chelsea stars get their leather on in da club

For those that didn’t realise, last night the theme was “Small Leather Jacket” down at Funky Buddha – by far the most sensual of London’s sexy wine bars.

Of course, Lamps was there with pals Ballack and [...]