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As is befitting of their crime, Andy Gray and Richard Keys have reportedly been given the night off work to spend time looking long and hard into a mirror, continually reassessing their views on beautiful, strong, independent women. Women who HAVE JOBS. With a bit of luck, this soul [...]
Read moreFamous bottom shoehorned into article about football
There is a genuine concern that celebrities who were initially only revered for having impressive bottoms are allowing it to go to their heads. There’s that Kardashian thing who seems to be famous just because she’s got LOTS of junk in her trunk. And now Jennifer Lopez - who [...]
Read moreLong since gone are the days when a manager would be given time to get things right, and at last count roughly half of all Premier League bosses were rumoured to be nervously sniffing glue in a bid to silence the self-doubting voices in their minds.
All of which leads completely seamlessly to the current sack race, [...]
Read moreThere’s an old saying: when the going gets tough, spend, spend, spend. And while we completely made that up, it couldn’t be truer in the up-and-downy world of football.
So whilst Carlo Ancelotti recovers from the figurative kick in the bollocks he received from last night’s visit to Wolverhampton, he can take some hope from [...]
Read moreOur pals over at Caught Offside have been urging their readers to vote for the most vile man in football, and Chelsea’s poster boy, JT, has totally run away with it, scoring a few hundred more votes than Sepp Blatter who trundled in second.
Is this accurate? Hasn’t everyone – at some point – had [...]
Read moreBig night tonight. All over the country, shirts will be ironed, hair gelled and fashioned into a hot collection of clumps pointing in various different directions, and half of the planet will fall foul of drinking shots far too early. The rest of us will, of course, be sipping port and half-enjoying whichever former Comic [...]
Read moreOne appalled Spoiler reader wasn’t keen on the Ashley Cole story below, insisting that The Spoiler should perhaps stick to making hilarious comments about Rafa Benitez in future. Sadly for “Livid from The Internet”, The Spoiler isn’t a fan of taking a pop at easy targets, so shall leave Senor Benitez well alone, and allow [...]
Read moreKayla Collins – Ashley’s future ex?
For all that is totally brilliant about modern technology, all of this advancement has a downside. Notably that it’s now damn near impossible to casually steamroller a whole host of women behind Cheryl Cole’s back and ever have [...]
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