HELL HATH NO FURY

Cheryl Cole acts out revenge-fantasy against ex Ashley in new song

Oo-er.

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Right, there’s nowt else going on today, so let’s have a gossip about the nation’s rose Cheryl Cole!

Apparently she’s taken time out of a busy schedule spent catching malaria and receiving X Factor-related death threats to put her name to a song which has a right pop [...]

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Feminism

Cheryl Cole plans to use her breasts to make a point

Chezza – feeling a bit better

Cheryl Cole

The glaring spotlight is both friend and foe to footballers and their wives/girlfriends. Such a welcomed warm intrusion when you’re on the up and up, more like a torch being shone in your face by a hysterical madman when you’ve just been humiliated by [...]

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Transfer Talk

Cheryl Cole update, Spurs fancy Fabiano, and more

More big football news…

Big Football

In a hot showbusiness story that reads more like a weird dream, Amir Kahn went for dinner with Cheryl Cole not so long ago, and she told him that she was faking a relationship to keep the paparazzi at bay. You can catch [...]

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Excellent List

A lovely gallery of pretty women scorned by footballers

A thrilling montage of Abbey Clancy:

Abbey Clancy 

What a rotten month Abbey Clancy must be having. So beautiful, so desired – and yet totally cheated on by a man whose shadow could win a Nosferatu lookalike competition.

Very much in the spirit of making Ms Clancy feel better, after the jump you’ll [...]

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Free Advice

10 Suggestions that could improve Ashley Cole’s profile

What can he do to make you love him?

Ashley Cole 

As reported in today’s Daily Mail, the honchos behind the scenes at Chelsea are keen to revitalise the public face of Ashley Cole. Club chairman, Bruce Buck, said this on the matter:

“He has just got to work a little [...]

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Transfer Talk

Beckham to West Ham, Cheryl Cole’s feeling better…

Cheryl Tweedy/Cole – on the mend

Cheryl Cole

Everyone relax. Calm down. Stop panicking! Cheryl Cole, as it happens, is going to be just fine. Her bout of Malaria was frightening, but she’s up and about now, and she’s even been SMILING. She wouldn’t have been able to do [...]

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A list

5 reasons why Ashley Cole should go to Real Madrid

Joke never gets old…

Cashley Cole 

The big news on the football grapevine is that Jose Mourinho is so keen to land Ashley Cole that he’s named him “number one target”, or some such.

Below you’ll find five good reasons why Ashley should probably go. Feel free to add [...]

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