Divorce illustrated using Photoshop wizardry
Well, it’s a sad day for football’s fourth or fifth most beloved couple – Cheryl has finally decided to divorce Ashley Cole. The consensus being that she’d grown increasingly annoyed by the sheer volume of other women that [...]
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They say that whenever one door closes, a window opens. Or it might be the other way round. The window first, then the door. Either way, the point is that, in life, one humongous cock-punch can frequently lead to [...]
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Read moreBeard pictures recreated using Photoshop skills
Well, the big news is that Ashley Cole has grown a beard – this is Phase One of any kind of breakdown. Phase Two should find him listening to Girls Aloud records in his underpants, shouting along hysterically to Cheryl’s [...]
Read moreAh yes, very droll…
(Courtesy of Spoiler reader, Rob Field)
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Read moreLove split illustrated using Photoshop skills
It’s been another big day for the investigative journalists on the Cole case, with Cheryl’s spokesperson, Sundraj Sreenivasan, finally putting everyone out of their misery:
“Cheryl Cole is separating from her husband Ashley Cole. Cheryl asks the media to respect her privacy [...]
Read more“Run Cheryl! Run!… he ain’t no good etc…”
Ashley Cole cheated on his wife, lots of times. There is nothing remotely surprising/shocking about that sentence. Except that he could now be punished by his club, with talk of Chelsea even giving him [...]
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