Happy B'Baller

Boston Celtics star Kevin Garnett loves Chelsea

NBA forward unnecessarily thrilled about receiving free garment

American netball fans are currently engrossed in the NBA Finals, where Kevin Garnett’s Boston Celtics are attempting to throw more balls into some small elevated hoops than the LA [...]

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Premier League Nightlife

Chelsea stars celebrate victory with Jenna Jameson

Chinawhite gets a visit from porn queen and drinking King Jenna Jameson and John Terry

What better way to secure a place in the Champions League final than to party the night away with the world’s most famous porn star? That’s exactly what Salomon Kalou, [...]

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‘Love Rat’ Defoe breaks Danielle Lloyd’s heart

Premier League Playa of the Year dismisses relationship as a ‘fling’

Poor old Danielle Lloyd. Not only does she have to live her life in the pages of the Daily Star, but her most recent football lover has made her look like a chump in the same paper. Top “player” Jermain Defoe took up the [...]

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WAG Watch

Good news: Danielle Lloyd is no longer a WAG!

Jermain Defoe has had enough of her abhorrent personality

It seems that Jermain Defoe scored a double victory on Tuesday – not only did his side beat their fiercest rivals, but earlier in the day he managed to get Danielle Lloyd to move out of his house.

The Big Brother racist was given her

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Football Nightlife

Spurs and Chelsea stars hit the tiles

Carling Cup finalists celebrate with ex-WAGs and a little too much drink


Last night Chelsea managed to join Spurs in the Carling Cup semi-final, and players from both teams joined forces with a celebratory night out at London’s Chinawhite. Pictured above is Jermain Defoe, who has no problem with [...]

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Danielle ‘Full of Hate’ Lloyd is sent to Iraq

Racist WAG makes troops glad they are in a warzone


Morale in the Armed Forces is at an all-time low – troops are sick of fighting a war that no one wants, and they miss good ol’ Blighty.

The government needed a way of persuading the troops that [...]

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