NBA forward unnecessarily thrilled about receiving free garment
American netball fans are currently engrossed in the NBA Finals, where Kevin Garnett’s Boston Celtics are attempting to throw more balls into some small elevated hoops than the LA [...]
Read moreChinawhite gets a visit from porn queen and drinking King 
What better way to secure a place in the Champions League final than to party the night away with the world’s most famous porn star? That’s exactly what Salomon Kalou, [...]
Read morePremier League Playa of the Year dismisses relationship as a ‘fling’
Poor old Danielle Lloyd. Not only does she have to live her life in the pages of the Daily Star, but her most recent football lover has made her look like a chump in the same paper. Top “player” Jermain Defoe took up the [...]
Read moreHe can’t even kick a ball, but Calum Best is a Premier League WAG charmer
According to Monica Harris, The Spoiler’s all-important insider lurking in the glamourous world of exclusive clubs/bars like Movida and ‘whites, [...]
Read moreBack off Defoe, this lass doesn’t go for footballers
There’s nothing quite like mortally offending a Playboy model to get your day going, as I discovered when cruising the MySpace page of Monica Harris. Last week she filed a blog entry entitled ‘My statement to dick [...]
Read moreJermain Defoe has had enough of her abhorrent personality
It seems that Jermain Defoe scored a double victory on Tuesday – not only did his side beat their fiercest rivals, but earlier in the day he managed to get Danielle Lloyd to move out of his house.
The Big Brother racist was given her
Read moreCarling Cup finalists celebrate with ex-WAGs and a little too much drink
Last night Chelsea managed to join Spurs in the Carling Cup semi-final, and players from both teams joined forces with a celebratory night out at London’s Chinawhite. Pictured above is Jermain Defoe, who has no problem with [...]
Read moreRacist WAG makes troops glad they are in a warzone
Morale in the Armed Forces is at an all-time low – troops are sick of fighting a war that no one wants, and they miss good ol’ Blighty.
The government needed a way of persuading the troops that [...]
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