World Cup Fever

VOTE: Who should be England’s World Cup goalie?

Oh, for another Banksy!

Gordon Banks 

The debates about who should play where for England will rage with increasing ferocity over the coming months. Friends will fall out, young lovers will be forced to go their separate ways due to an inability to agree on the correct line-up of [...]

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UNLIKELY INTERNATIONAL

Chris Kirkland tips Titus Bramble for an England call-up

Wigan staff try to help one another win Fabio Capello over

Fabio Capello has named a number of unlikely candidates in his England squads over the last twelve months: Joe Lewis, Michael Mancienne, Jimmy Bullard and Carlton [...]

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Swines

The Massive Letdown XI

Hide your faces in shame…

Wayne Rooney

Ug, is there anything worse than having all of your dreams shattered? The short answer is, of course, no, no there isn’t. Yet every year we get all excited and start hailing new saviours for the England football team, here to finally [...]

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