Big Trouble

Stand back everyone, Redknapp’s on the rampage!

Robbie Keane – going fishing?

Robbie Keane

Listen, right, when Harry Redknapp says there will be no Christmas this year, he means it. You know that. He knows that. Pretty much everyone knows that.

Unfortunately, sixteen Spurs players didn’t know that.

But they probably do now.

In light of [...]

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Premier League Drinking

Giovani Dos Santos learns a very valuable lesson from Ledley King

Going out is much more fun when you get hammered

Giovani Dos Santos

Twas the Tottenham Christmas party this week, and Giovani Dos Santos gave his greatest performance of the season. After enjoying the festivities at London’s Taman Gang Club, the Mexican decided not to use his injured [...]

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Crime Watch

Darius Vassell mugged after Christmas party

Man City forward relieved of £23k worth of bling

Darius vassell

Darius Vassell may have looked like the belle of the ball in the £15,000 Cartier watch and £8,000 earrings that he wore to Manchester City’s Christmas party on Sunday night, but his grotesque display of wealth left him [...]

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The Future

Shocking Arsenal news, Gareth Barry update, Rio for England

Tomorrow’s headlines today…

Marc Overmars

Wow, already the Olympics are creating household names – new heroes for us all to love. There’s that Welsh girl who did the bike thing, then the swimming one who was brilliant, and let’s not forget that the little diving guy still has [...]

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Chelsea watch

It’s the Chelsea Christmas party!

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Lamps and Shevchenko clearly didn’t read the memo

Yes, it’s the time of year when the overpaid megastars of the Premiership wear even stupider clothes than usual, and it was Chelsea’s turn to ring in the festive season in London last night.

While some players got in [...]

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