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Villarreal players have a kick about with baubles!

Via our pals at Dirty Tackle

The Spoiler has long been pondering how to perfectly encapsulate the spirit of Christmas and the joy of football in a [...]

Video: A terribly sexy festive football video

When attractive women forget their kits and their shame…

We hope that Santa brought you everything you wanted this year, but if not, The Spoiler has come through with [...]

Did John Terry get sent off on purpose?

Did JT fancy Christmas with the wife and kids?

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In years gone by, certain players in lower leagues have privately admitted that they have had themselves dismissed to avoid training or travelling on Christmas [...]

Santa Cruz will meet Allardyce, West Ham will sell everybody

The window opens in just ten days but everything has gone quiet

The Spoiler hasn’t even stopped to think about Christmas, such has been our tunnel vision in counting [...]

How Manchester Utd stars will beat the Xmas credit crunch

Ronaldo and co to buy each other cheap tat

“Secret Santa” systems are usually reserved for drab offices full of mutual loathing, but two years ago Jose Mourinho also “raised morale” at Chelsea with a secret present draw. This year, the [...]

Spurs fans, get really rich from your misery

Every cloud has a silver etc…

How’s about this for a saying – better to be rich and miserable, than poor and miserable. The Spoiler just made it up, and as sayings go, it’s up there with the best. The Spoiler has already pointed out that

Terrifying prophecy coming true for Tottenham

Ramos must leave, and fast…

Some might argue that Juande Ramos is brave and loyal for standing his ground and refusing to leave Spurs. Others may allude to a Christmas spent on the streets, dejectedly wearing a Santa outfit (1:40 into this clip) like Dan [...]

Aleksandr Hleb should stop telling us his opinion

Belarusian suffering chronic case of stupid comment disease

Back in May, precious little Alex Hleb needed an excuse to get away from London, and decided to cite the noise – rather than bendy buses, overcrowding and Jade Goody – as a reason. Shortly after making [...]