Spoiler

Rio Ferdinand won’t miss the WAG circus…

.. but we sure as hell will

“If I’m honest, we became a bit of a circus in terms of the whole WAG situation,” said Rio Ferdinand at yesterday’s press conference, with a totally straight face.

What is he talking about? These clowns are the best around, with their endless shopping bags, enormous haircuts, and [...]

Keegan’s travelling circus stops off in Birmingham

Premier League, 8pm, Setanta Sports 1, bet here

Radio Five Live was this morning encouraging listeners to text in their favourite sporting axioms, such as motor racing’s “When the flag drops, the nonsense stops”, cricket’s “Catches win matches” or sprinters’ “Go on the “b” of [...]