Life after Chelsea is quite swishy, it seems
For those of you who know nothing of the delicate world of fashion, it’s Fancy Dress Week in Paris, which means that the streets have been awash with a disproportionate amount of camp young gentlemen weeping in neckscarves. Amongst them, Claude Makelele, now of Paris St. Germain. [...]
Read moreOh my God, what is she LIKE?
Don’t believe everything political satirists tell you, props are still hilarious. Nothing, literally nothing, is more fist-clenchingly funny than watching a man in a massive multi-coloured wig putting on some of those brilliant glasses where the eyeballs fall out on springs. It’s [...]
Read moreToday’s gossip, rumours and damned lies
Alexander Hleb’s quest to earn the eternal hatred of Arsenal fans has gained further momentum today, as he told the world that Cesc Fabregas helped convince him of the pleasantries of Barcelona life, before hinting that the Spanish super sub may [...]
Read moreAhh, c’est Monsieur le fashionable and his missus…
Fashion is confusing. We’ve all been to that party where someone’s standing there with a bowler hat on, some cut-off denim jacket, a pair of pants outside his/her trousers, some sweat bands.
“Oh, sorry, I didn’t know this was fancy dress,” [...]
Read moreThe latest transfer news fresh from the rumour vine
Arsene Wenger recently rocked the footballing world by sending a fax to Milan, warning them to stop sniffing around Emmanuel Adebayor. The threat in itself wasn’t the shock, but rather his method of communication – Internazionale’s [...]
Read moreWith no British presence, you’ll need something to look at
It was the 2006 World Cup that really embedded the concept of Waggery deep into the conscience of this tiny island we all share, yet this summer, Posh, Cheryl et al will not be spending their time in [...]
Read moreOne man acts on a nation’s behalf
Arrgghhh, shouted The Sun newspaper, what an aggressive tackle – a two footer, no less. Meanwhile, the rest of the country stood back and applauded. Amongst them, a beautiful cowgirl [...]
Read moreAll the players rated according to their unpopularity
What a Champions League final. Two delighted sets of fans, then the rest of Europe all scratching their heads trying to figure out which of the teams they want to win less. The Spoiler has taken a long look at [...]
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