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Nicolas Anelka dying with laughter at French clowns

Story depicted using Photoshop skills

Nicolas Anelka said this on the subject of his massive international 18-match suspension:

Great news, The Spoiler’s WAG Circus is growing!

Danielle Bux by Rob Field

As mentioned yesterday afternoon, The Spoiler has developed a worrying fascination with turning WAGs into clowns, as, it appears, have some of you. Thanks to Rob Field, Jack Hill and Sarah Haswell for today’s gallery of clowns. Keep sending your pictures here, friends.

As they [...]

Help us build a WAG circus

Don’t start, it’s totally addictive

Ever since Rio Ferdinand made his off-the-cuff comment about the WAGs having a circus effect on team England, The Spoiler has become completely obsessed with clowns. So much so, that we now want to build a WAG Circus of our own. Above is Queen of the Clowns, Victoria [...]

Rio Ferdinand won’t miss the WAG circus…

.. but we sure as hell will

“If I’m honest, we became a bit of a circus in terms of the whole WAG situation,” said Rio Ferdinand at yesterday’s press conference, with a totally straight face.

What is he talking about? These clowns are the best around, with their endless shopping bags, enormous haircuts, and [...]