Spoiler

Newcastle’s disgusting away kit is selling in record numbers

… record low numbers, that is

In a vain attempt to sell what they are describing as their “Stylish New Change Kit” (a semi-decipherable Geordie idiom meaning “Abhorrent New Away Kit”), Newcastle have taken the unusual step of offering [...]

Manchester United want to sell you stuff

The new Macau club shop caters for fanatical dogs

Also available: the official Nemanja Vidic eye wash station and the Jonny Evans radon detector.

[The Offside]

The real reason Steve Sidwell left Chelsea

Flame-haired midfielder was cut a slim slice of the profit cake

Following his transfer to Chelsea in July 2007, Steve Sidwell insisted he was not at the club to ‘make up the numbers’. Despite this, he only ended up playing fifteen times for the Blues, and was [...]