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David Beckham to be coached by Community Support Officer

This Surrey law man has accepted a role at LA Galaxy

Andy Bridgman has been a community support officer in Surrey commuter town Horley for the past six years, during which he has successfully established No Cold Calling Zone, a Pubwatch scheme and Shopwatch. However, the PCSO [...]

West Ham make a coach blunder en route to Old Trafford

Our man is stranded at a bus stop

Breaking news just in from Spoiler associate editor Michael Lintorn, trying to make his way to Old Trafford for tonight’s Premier League encounter with West Ham:

“Same old West Ham. They booked 49 people onto a 38 person coach. Now it looks like they are going to [...]

Spurs coach Ramos is ‘not a good person’

Says emotional man who mistakenly thought Ramos was going to share his English pounds with him

Not everyone, it seems, is pleased that Juande Ramos has got himself a big fat job in England. At his old club Sevilla, for “not everyone” read “no one”. The latest of his [...]