Romanian still struggling to pay ridiculous £14.6m fine
Adrian Mutu was sacked by Chelsea in 2004 on account of his cocaine abuse, and was given a seven month ban and a £20,000 fine by the FA. When he signed for Juventus (via Livorno) as a free agent [...]
Read moreMark Ward makes good use of his time behind bars
During a career that spanned through the eighties and nineties, Mark Ward notched up an enviable list of achievements: he played in Wembley cup finals, scored in Merseyside derbies for his hometown club Everton, and came within [...]
Read moreMan City’s inconsistent star accused of taking cocaine
Brazil is famous for many things – beautiful beaches, colourful street parades, slightly gay-looking currency – but if the claims of Pele are to be [...]
Read more‘Ballers get involved in a little import/export
Spanish cocaine lovers will be devastated to hear that 600kg of the white stuff has been seized by police, in a smuggling [...]
Read moreTomorrow’s headlines today…
As you have been wondering how Rio Ferdinand found it appropriate to name both his children after an obscure actor, The Spoiler has been looking for the headlines that will grace the newspapers tomorrow. Looks like it’s going to be a [...]
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Grid Crasher covers all the important motorsport news – from Formula One to sexy bikini car washing
“I don’t care about this medal. I [...]
Read moreFormer Miss Italy enjoys footballers and constant nakedness
I have not actually seen the agreement a model must sign to become Miss Italy, but I can only assume there is a clause stipulating a compulsory relationship with a footballer. The pageant show has already given us Martina [...]
Read moreFrench World Cup winner tells all in new autobiography
Despite having a haircut that would exclude most men from any kind of social interaction and a name reminiscent of soft focus grot films, Emmanuel Petit really lived it up during his time at Arsenal. In his autobiography [...]
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