Excellent List

A lovely gallery of pretty women scorned by footballers

A thrilling montage of Abbey Clancy:

Abbey Clancy 

What a rotten month Abbey Clancy must be having. So beautiful, so desired – and yet totally cheated on by a man whose shadow could win a Nosferatu lookalike competition.

Very much in the spirit of making Ms Clancy feel better, after the jump you’ll [...]

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WAGS of the day

WAG No. 198: English football’s finest WAGs

Up yours, Capello! We love the circus!

How dare the England manager attempt to keep our good WAGs down. These women didn’t spend weeks and months ironing their hair, painting liquid tan between their toes, and eating just the right amount of sliced carrot and dip for someone to [...]

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Painful Memory

Wayne Rooney’s jaw broken at Stereophonics concert

Manchester Utd star suffered for attempting to steal tour merch

Wayne Rooney and a Stereophonics T-Shirt

Over the last weekend, the greatest popular music artists in the world (and Scouting for Girls) assembled for the annual V Festival. Most notable among the celebrity fans [...]

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Life as a woman

Being Coleen’s friend, part one: The secret agony

Damn it, we were going to buy a yellow top!

Ever wondered what it must be like to be a WAG? No, us neither. How about a friend of a WAG? Yeah, us too! It must be awful – them with all their nice clothes and wealthy boyfriends, you with your outfits beamed in from [...]

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