“I don’t want to!”
When Wayne Rooney was in the throws of passionate grunting with a couple of cackling hookers, he probably didn’t envisage that a few weeks down the line he’d be staring at the floor mumbling an awkward apology to Coleen’s MUM.
But, as reported [...]
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The problem with wedding vows is that they’re so full of holes. You’ve got all of the have/hold, richer/poorer, sickness/health stuff, but where is the bit about not arranging to have threesomes with [...]
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For any doubters out there, here’s the professional fashion designer Coleen Rooney HARD AT WORK
Wazza gets the inflatable doll treatment
Read morePanacea nightclub – popular amongst housewives?
Fans of Greek mythology will already be well aware that Panacea was the goddess of healing. But did you know that she is also a popular Manchester wine bar which Wayne Rooney would be very wise to avoid in future?
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Raquel Welch dancing… you know, just because…
Twitter poets twat their po-faced rhymes
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Massive football rumble!
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Danielle Bux demonstrates the correct way to wear lingerie [Daily Mail] Win a chance to fly with Chelsea on their next pre-season tour [Samsung]
A Chinese coach punishes a poor performing striker by kicking the crap out of him [
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In between one of her holidays and nightclub visits, Chantelle Houghton tells us that WAGs have a hard life [Dirty Tackle]
Craig Bellamy is staying positive [Off The Post]
Rafael van der Vaart plays down links with Chelsea [Clubcall]
Coleen [...]
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Deadspin report on a valiant American attempt to emulate Trigger Happy TV
Which Bundesliga star has had to deny [...]
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