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Newcastle Utd duped by £150m takeover spoof

Textile millionaire’s consortium may not exist

Rick Parkinson

Sunderland fans aren’t the only ones trying to make a monkey out of Newcastle Utd at the moment – today, the ailing club appear to have been the subject of a hoax takeover bid.

A press release issued on [...]

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The Fourth Coming

Kevin Keegan has met with three consortiums and will return to Newcastle

Joe Kinnear still ‘keeping the seat warm’ for Geordie Messiah

Press reports today are saying that Kevin Keegan has met with three separate consortiums (consortia?) bidding to take Newcastle Utd away from the evil cockney mafia, all of whom are interested in re-installing him as boss.

A South African group are waiting to have £280m [...]

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Money Matter$

Tottenham could be sold “by the end of the week”

Two buyers lined up for top flight’s worst performing club

No one needs to remind Spurs that their season-opening form is their worst in over half a century (although it’s quite funny to do so), but their strength on the pitch is far exceeded by their strength in the financial market: the club are said [...]

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