Tyneside Gossip

How Mike Ashley helped Stephen Carr retire

Newcastle owner told Irishman where to stick it

Stephan Carr

Unless your name is Kevin Keegan or Mike Ashley, you’ll probably be aware that Stephen Carr has played for Newcastle since 2004. The under-used Irish defender, however, announced retirement from all forms of football earlier this month, following [...]

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Bulgarian Demands

Exclusive: Berbatov’s Manchester City contract revealed!

Berbs fulfils his dream to sign for a big club in Manchester

As is obvious by now, The Spoiler has some friends in very high places indeed, one of whom managed to loiter around an important football fax machine to snaffle a copy of the Berbatov contract as it churned itself out. He/she sent it [...]

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Lucky Chelsea

Exclusive: Frank Lampard’s contract revealed!

Man stays put…

Frank Lampard

After keeping everyone in the dark all summer, finally Lampsie has pledged his future to Chelsea. The Spoiler, somehow, managed to locate a copy of the contract, and it makes for some very interesting reading. Have a look after the jump…

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Silly Old Man

Shocking news: Sepp Blatter talks nonsense

FIFA President claims players suffer from “modern slavery”

Sepp Blatter

With the transfer rumours getting a tad repetitive, we were hoping that Sepp Blatter would make one of his trademark stupid comments to provide some mild entertainment. Thankfully he has managed to surpass all expectations with his

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Daily Democracy

Vote: Should Chelsea give Lampard his new contract?

To pay or not to pay, that is the question

Frank Lampard

Obviously, Lamps is a Chelsea favourite and an integral part of the current team, however, his latest rumoured contract demands see him asking for £140k+ a week for the next four years. That will mean the largest [...]

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Wage$

Frank Lampard wants to be highest paid player in the world

New contract will buy Princess Frank a lot of pretty gowns

Frank Lmapard contract

According to today’s Daily Express, Frank Lampard wants a £30m four-year deal to stay at Chelsea after his current contract expires. According to my super computer, that’s a cool £144, 230.77 a week, which [...]

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Quote of the Day

Lampard contract: Princess Frank goes back on his word

Chelsea star becomes master of contradiction in puzzling contract outburst

Frank Lampard quotes in this morning’s Sun:

“I said at the beginning of the season that I didn’t want to talk about the contract because I wanted to concentrate on my football.”

A few sentences later:

“If we wait until May and nothing happens [...]

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