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Calling the Real Ronaldo the Real Ronaldo upsets a lot of people who love the Fake Cristiano Ronaldo, but differentiating by calling him Fat Ronaldo has never [...]
Read moreLike something out of a Victorian medical journal
Feet are the tools of a footballers trade, and like any tools, they eventually get worn and a bit manky.
Fortunately, the average football fan doesn’t get to see the result of thousands of hours spent kicking a piece of leather [...]
Read moreStory hilariously depicted using Photoshop wizardry
In the same way that you’d be hard pushed to find a Loose Women audience member who doesn’t occasionally pull over on the way to pick up the kids to weep hysterically and repeatedly thump the steering wheel - before pulling herself [...]
Read moreO Fenômeno’s weight-related epiphany is three years overdue…
Since returning to Brazil after pies and feeble knee cartilage called time on a 14-year European career, Original Ronaldo has been enjoying his football. He’s racked up 19 goals in 25 games for Corinthians so far, bagging a league title and [...]
Read moreTroubled Corinthians striker has something in common with Sol Campbell besides excess weight
(Fat) Ronaldo’s return to Brazil has been blighted by injury, lipsocution surgery and his coronation as ‘King of the Transvestites‘, and the tubby striker’s fortunes appear to have [...]
Read moreCorinthians striker hawks shaving gear, improves bank balance
After donning a figure-hugging Godzilla outfit in order to promote a South American soft drink, (Fat) Ronaldo is now [...]
Read moreStriker receives unwelcome reception from the club he betrayed
He has won two World Cups, has been top scorer in leagues all over the world and has been voted FIFA World Player of the Year three times, but (Fat) Ronaldo’s [...]
Read moreRotund Brazilian striker loses weight the cheaters’ way
(Fat) Ronaldo was in hospital this week after breaking his left wrist in a 3-0 defeat to Corinthians on Sunday. Knowing that he is likely to be out of action for anything up to five weeks while his bone heals, the [...]
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