Arbitrary Appointment

Phil Scolari’s assistant manager revealed!

Hairless man linked with job because he speaks Portuguese

Steve Kean

The BBC are telling us that Coventry assistant manager Steve Kean is being lined up for the number two job at Chelsea. It’s not because of the wealth of experience he has gathered at the likes [...]

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Alki David doesn't love the Midlands

Alki David doesn’t love the Midlands

The Coventry takeover bid looks slightly made up

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Yesterday, news spread that eccentric billionaire Alki David was ready to step in and save Coventry City from imminent collapse. The Spoiler learnt that he is a talented film producer, a gentle lover, and the most

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Coventry Crisis

Alki David had a five foot penis

Four billion quid makes you a very funny guy

Now it seems that not only is Alki David a superb kisser, has his own money factory and is the only man capable of putting the smile back on the face of sad little orphan Coventry, but he’s a really funny guy too. According to [...]

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Coventry crisis

Alki David: marvellous kisser

Minted Sky Blues admirer is a big fan – of himself

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If you had any doubt regarding the high level of regard in which Alki David holds himself, a look on his IMDB page should clear things up. Besides the many topless pictures, his biography contains [...]

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Coventry's prospective owner is a little bit creepy

Alki David is making come hither eyes at Coventry

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n light of their dire financial straits, Coventry City are just days from a ten point deduction, which would place them bang in the middle of The Championship’s relegation zone. The midlands side need a knight in shining armour to

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