Farmyard news

Spurs fans to spend summer learning song about cows

Tell you who’d have no trouble milking this – Sandro

Cow

Whenever a new player joins a club, it can be a real ball-ache having to come up with a new song/chant just for them. Hence why most players with a double-syllabled surname simply have to make do with a [...]

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David Bentley: not stupid

The Sun tries make Spurs winger look dim, fails

David Bentley

There are many footballers out there whose mental capacity only just stretches beyond the ability to dress themselves, but David Bentley has never struck The Spoiler as being a ‘prostitute short of a Ronaldo sex party’. Despite this,  [...]

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