JT, grab a crayon!
Well, this one looks set to drag on and on. Everyone’s forming little gangs – you’ve got Team Bridge with Bellamy, Tevez, most rational human beings. Then Team Terry – made up of WKD drinkers, people who gel their hair forward, and men who [...]
Read moreNice show of venom, Craigy!
Much was learned over the weekend. Firstly, Bridge managed to make a simple handshake snub look rather admirable. Secondly, The Spoiler is not one [...]
Read moreDon’t say it, Craig…
Love him, hate him, feel nothing but a numbness when you think about him, you have to admit that Craig Bellamy brings a certain amount of spice to football.
So far he’s having a great season with the ball at his feet for [...]
Read moreRonaldo and Vidic – set for reunion?
Having already snaffled Man United’s best attacker, the word on the street (or, more specifically, in today’s newspapers) is that Real Madrid will be spending a large portion of next summer attempting to do a similar dismantling job [...]
Read more“Craig is getting upset!”
Something about his body language suggests that Craig Bellamy is not to be crossed. You can see it in his eyes. In his taut angry shoulders. In the way he yells furiously whenever anyone dares to look at him.
He’s the kind of man who would frighten [...]
Read more“Oh, just go away!”
Somehow – and this really is a miracle, by the way - Mark Clattenburg managed to transform Craig Bellamy into a sympathy figure over the weekend, when he issued a red card for “diving”. Most would agree that the Welshman is many things, but a diver he is [...]
Read moreCraig Bellamy – poorly
Like nearly all kinds of flu, this new swine variety doesn’t do discrimination. It’s creeping into schools, offices, and now, according to the Daily Mail, it’s latched onto Craig Bellamy of Man City and smashing people with golf clubs fame.
Vladimir Weiss – [...]
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Roy Keane, typically sympathetic towards the FAI
Sven is going to run out of fingers to put in pies [Daily Mail]
Once it’s confirmed there’s no chance of [...]
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