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Cristiano Ronaldo puts up a bankrobber in his house

(he didn’t know, mind…)


If it’s possible for a good-looking, impossibly rich, brilliant footballer to have a rubbish week, then Cristiano Ronaldo has definitely just had one.

After getting knocked out of the Champions League by Barcelona and then getting all ranty about it, [...]

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Andriy Voronin hates England

Rich Liverpool striker complains about his charmed life Andriy Voronin

Andriy Voronin has taken time out of his busy schedule of buying hideous clothing to let rip about his miserable life in the north of England. The Ukrainian told a Russian newspaper:

“Compared with Germany, England [...]

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