(he didn’t know, mind…)
If it’s possible for a good-looking, impossibly rich, brilliant footballer to have a rubbish week, then Cristiano Ronaldo has definitely just had one.
After getting knocked out of the Champions League by Barcelona and then getting all ranty about it, [...]
Read moreWho’s next? 
‘The Away Days Gang’ – the infamous group(s) of armed raiders who ‘earn’ their coin targeting north-west based footballers playing away matches – have been caught slipping lately, apparently having forgotten Phil Jagielka hasn’t kicked a ball in six months.
However, their ingenious ruse is [...]
Read moreThe Liverpool FC crime spree continues
Just a few weeks after young Brazilian Lucas Leiva had his home ransacked, Jermaine Pennant became the ninth Liverpool player to suffer at the hands of thieves in the past two years.
Ram-raiders, apparently hell-bent on relieving the winger of some of his flash cars, smashed a [...]
Read moreRich Liverpool striker complains about his charmed life 
Andriy Voronin has taken time out of his busy schedule of buying hideous clothing to let rip about his miserable life in the north of England. The Ukrainian told a Russian newspaper:
“Compared with Germany, England [...]
Read moreLocal criminal settles training ground argument with a chair
From the website 100% Injury Rate, a story of two Italian players who no longer like each other much. Instead of settling their differences properly, though, such as in a car park or by drinking alone deep [...]
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