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Guardiola’s 13th Clasico to end like most of the first 12

A tough call for viewers: the second half of Wolves v Brum or this...

The Catalan press have hired a sports psychologist to label Cristiano Ronaldo allergic to Barcelona and are crowing about having spent far less than Real Madrid since Pep Guardiola Superman-ed his way into the Camp Nou dugout in 2008.

Yeah, that’s right, they’ve had literally years to brag about that, yet waited until they were [...]

Wilkins back to Chelsea, Adam to Liverpool and more…

Irina Shayk- not coming to Manchester

The Sun revealed today that Cristiano Ronaldo will NOT be joining Manchester City.

Bloody hell – who would’ve thought?

Anyway, here’s some transfer ‘news’ that people think might actually happen which makes it roughly a million times better than transfer ‘news’ about something [...]

The Spoiler Awards – Hero of the Year

Not even in the shortlist…

What is heroism? The Oxford English dictionary describes it thusly…

1. The qualities or attributes of a hero or heroine: He showed great heroism in battle. 2. Heroic conduct; courageous action: Pat’s returning into the burning building was true heroism.

Now, with The Spoiler’s [...]

Mourinho or Ronaldo to Man City, Fabregas to Barcelona and other nonsense…

Silly season starts early…

Bar Rafaeli is showing her ex, Leonardo Di Caprio, that sisters can do it for themselves by slinking around Cannes in a bikini looking all sexy – you go, girl! It’s been a thrilling couple of days at Cannes, what with Brad Pitt’s new film [...]

Ronaldo scores a perfect hat-trick and hits man in face

Not the best he’ll ever score, but still…

According to the always excellent OptaJoe, Ronaldo has now scored two perfect hat-tricks (left, right, head) this season. Good stuff.

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Cristiano Ronaldo puts up a bankrobber in his house

(he didn’t know, mind…)

If it’s possible for a good-looking, impossibly rich, brilliant footballer to have a rubbish week, then Cristiano Ronaldo has definitely just had one.

After getting knocked out of the Champions League by Barcelona and then getting all ranty about it, [...]

Spurs’ excellent European adventure comes to an end

The best bit…

It was fun while it lasted but, as Gareth Bale understatedly put it:

“Overall we probably lost to the better team over the two legs.”

We’re [...]

Clarence to Man City, Cristiano to AC Milan, and more…

Lovely…

Scarlett Johanssen has been spotted out jogging with her boyfriend Sean Penn AND Owen Wilson. Cool.

Anyway, in other less attractive but actually relevant news, there’s plenty of interesting gossip doing the rounds about the likes of Cristiano Ronaldo, Clarence Seedorf and Nani…