Lovely…
Scarlett Johanssen has been spotted out jogging with her boyfriend Sean Penn AND Owen Wilson. Cool.
Anyway, in other less attractive but actually relevant news, there’s plenty of interesting gossip doing the rounds about the likes of Cristiano Ronaldo, Clarence Seedorf and Nani…
Read moreHe’s in it…
The Spoiler is feeling all emotional this Monday, but as we’re unable to find our copy of The Notebook, we’ve decided to reminisce about players and managers, past and present, who’ve shed salty tears of despair over The Beautiful Game.
Here are five of our favourite [...]
Read moreHe’s scribbled on it…
The Spoiler has had some pretty amazing competitions in the past – remember that one where you could win tickets to that thing? Magical times.
Anyway, that was good, but this is brilliant. This is definitely the best competition we’ve ever had. Thanks to our [...]
Read moreFrom the silver tongue of the delightful Jose Mourinho:
“The difference between me and Pelligrini is that if Madrid throw me out, I won’t be going to Malaga.”
Harsh, Jose. Harsh.
Read morePWOAR!
Walter Pandiani will not let sleeping dogs lie or – more specifically – he won’t let Portuguese footballers off the hook.
Basically, what The Spoiler is trying to say using that mishmash of metaphors is that the Osasuna striker still hasn’t forgiven Cristiano Ronaldo for their dosh-based argument [...]
Read moreImagine this but with Anelka as well
There’s something well exciting about a list – and it’s even better if it goes in reverse order. The excitement builds and builds until you can’t take any more and you HAVE to know what the Greatest Shade of Beige Ever is [...]
Read more… But hates those damned leaves
What could be sexier than water? How about water with a sexy woman writhing [...]
Read moreBalls
Seriously, what is it about Real Madrid? EVERYONE hates them.
The only thing people can’t seem to agree on is who they should hate the most – Jose [...]
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