Sorcery News

Has Ronaldo been cursed?

Cristiano appears to have suffered at the hands of the dark arts

Cristiano Ronaldo September 29th, 2009: An anonymous sorcerer claims to have placed an injury curse on Cristiano Ronaldo, at the behest of a mystery enemy.

September 30th, 2009: Marseille’s Souleymane Diawara is dismissed for [...]

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Sausage news

Germans bury a lucky sausage under the Nou Camp pitch

Undeterred by national culinary stereotypes, Bayern Munich cast a pork-based curse on Barcelona

Bild reporter plays hide the sausage

In the minds of Bayern Munich fans, the Nou Camp is not a lucky venue: the famous Catalan stadium hosted the 1999 Champions league final that [...]

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Stat Attack

Can Fernando Torres break his Real Madrid curse?

Striker has terrible record against Los Blancos

Fernando Torres

Liverpool will rely upon the firing power of their delicate-hamstringed Spaniard when they visit the Bernebeu tonight, but the Spanish press has been making a huge deal over his “Real Madrid curse”.

Despite playing in nine Madrid derbies, [...]

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Bad Moves

The curse of leaving Arsenal continues…

Gunners Alumni continue to face misfortune

Whether Arsene Wenger has developed a knack for selling players at exactly the right moment, or there is some genuine witchcraft going on, it seems that Arsenal players who move on to ‘better their careers’ don’t seem to be able to live up to expectations.

When making his home [...]

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What the Cech?

The curse of Petr Cech

Is there a higher force at work?


Hoddle was right, some people are cursed. Perhaps not in the same repulsively narrow minded and disturbing fashion he attempted to smudge on the nation’s brains, but somewhere in the same spooky ballpark. After all, look at Petr Cech – he obviously [...]

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