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KEVIN MCNAUGHTON IS EVIL! HE ASSAULTED SIAN MASSEY!

Again – he didn’t

There are times in life when not much is going on. God knows The Spoiler has had its fair share of days when the most [...]

Daily Mail finally come round to the idea Xavi is a bit handy

Spanish wizard goes from ‘also ran’ to ‘world beater’ in 536 days

Daily Mail – 13/01/09: “The best players of the world (and Xavi): Ronaldo crowned king of football”

Daily Mail – 01/07/10: “Carlos Tevez, Xavi and Arjen Robben are among eight greats who want [...]

Newcastle’s wage bill looks as bleak as their league position

Toon would have spent £645,000 on Sunday’s abject performance

Championship football beckons for Newcastle United next season, but if Alan Shearer chooses to stay on (whatever happened to Joe Kinnear?), he could find himself lumbered with even more headaches off the pitch.

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Barton to Blackburn, Beckham to rescind Galaxy deal, Spurs chase Porto defender

The latest transfer gossip, rumours and damned lies

Joey Barton to Blackburn Following his suspension, Newcastle are said to be “gathering evidence” against the violent moronic thug, suggesting his contract may be terminated. The Independent claim Sam Allardyce – who originally brought Barton to Newcastle – could [...]

Why Manchester Utd could fall at the final hurdle

Despite Dave Whelan’s undying love for Fergie, Wigan are capable of an upset

Tuesday’s Daily Mail ran with some intriguing facts and myths about the brain – not the big issues, such as why their readers have such difficulty with the concept of [...]

Olympic fans and adulterers dealt a crushing blow

Broadcaster’s wife ruins perfectly good TV broadcast

Zhang Bin is feeling pretty ashamed of himself right now. As presented the relaunch of China’s main sports channel, CCTV5, he was confronted on stage by his angry wife, [...]