Quotes run in Sunday Sport were apparently made up
Were you browsing any other sites apart from this yesterday (traitor), you might have come across awfully dodgy story run in the Sunday Star, which appeared to have exclusive quotes from Barcelona’s Gerard Pique on how ‘embarrassing’ [...]
Read moreToday’s transfer rumours, some more ridiculous than others 
Despite possessing a questionable state of mental health, a low quality tabloid has linked the man who drunkenly gave me a tenner on my tenth birthday (true story) with a managerial job in the Philippines. Frankly, there’s a [...]
Read moreMarcus Bent’s WAG still photogenic
Don’t bother wasting any more time pointing your camera at the Grand Canyon, your first born child or the devastating effects of war, as this morning’s Daily Star declared Gemma Atkinson‘s latest shoot to be ‘The best pics you’ll EVER see in your life!’
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It’s all betrayal and fake tans in the world of Waggery
When beset by heartache, it is often best to confide in someone. In reaction to her separation with three-timing serial WAG boffer Jermain Defoe, Danielle Lloyd has done exactly that, by sharing her pain with the readers of The Daily Star:
‘It was my [...]
Read moreHatred is coming to the coastal city
In a move which will have devastating financial consequences for swanky London clubs and the paparazzi, Danielle Lloyd is about to move to Portsmouth to be with her untrustworthy love rat fiancé Jermian Defoe.
A source from The Daily Danielle [...]
Read moreHer fickleness and misunderstanding of how to buy a car pays dividends
The good people at The Daily Star have a stringent policy of putting a half naked picture of Danielle Lloyd on their cover at least four times a week. Her residency on the front page continues today, accompanied by a story of her [...]
Read moreRacist WAG compares her relationship to that of a happily married couple
Just last week, I gleefully reported that Danielle Lloyd had moved out of Jermain Defoe’s Hertfordshire mansion (designed by her ex-friend Charlotte Mears, who had the foresight to install six ovens [...]
Read morePeter Crouch’s WAG isn’t a fan of Blood Brothers
If he were dead, playwright Willy Russell would be spinning in his grave following Abbey Clancy’s performance on the opening night of Blood Brothers at Liverpool’s Empire Theatre.
According to a Daily Star reader, Peter Crouch’s lady turned up at the theatre and proceeded to
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