Transfer Talk

Gazza to make glorious return to football management!

Today’s transfer rumours, some more ridiculous than others Gazza

Despite possessing a questionable state of mental health, a low quality tabloid has linked the man who drunkenly gave me a tenner on my tenth birthday (true story) with a managerial job in the Philippines. Frankly, there’s a [...]

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Friday WAG treat

Breaking news: Gemma Atkinson loves lingerie

Marcus Bent’s WAG still photogenic

Don’t bother wasting any more time pointing your camera at the Grand Canyon, your first born child or the devastating effects of war, as this morning’s Daily Star declared Gemma Atkinson‘s latest shoot to be ‘The best pics you’ll EVER see in your life!’



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WAG Watch

Danielle Lloyd gets just desserts, Alex Curran puts Liverpool in danger

It’s all betrayal and fake tans in the world of Waggery

When beset by heartache, it is often best to confide in someone. In reaction to her separation with three-timing serial WAG boffer Jermain Defoe, Danielle Lloyd has done exactly that, by sharing her pain with the readers of The Daily Star:

‘It was my [...]

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Good news London – Danielle Lloyd is moving to Portsmouth!

Hatred is coming to the coastal city

Danielle Lloyd In a move which will have devastating financial consequences for swanky London clubs and the paparazzi, Danielle Lloyd is about to move to Portsmouth to be with her untrustworthy love rat fiancé Jermian Defoe.

A source from The Daily Danielle [...]

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WAG Watch

Danielle Lloyd makes money out of her idiocy

Her fickleness and misunderstanding of how to buy a car pays dividends

The good people at The Daily Star have a stringent policy of putting a half naked picture of Danielle Lloyd on their cover at least four times a week. Her residency on the front page continues today, accompanied by a story of her [...]

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Abbey Clancy ruins live drama experience for entire theatre

Peter Crouch’s WAG isn’t a fan of Blood Brothers

If he were dead, playwright Willy Russell would be spinning in his grave following Abbey Clancy’s performance on the opening night of Blood Brothers at Liverpool’s Empire Theatre.

According to a Daily Star reader, Peter Crouch’s lady turned up at the theatre and proceeded to

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