Back from the Brink

“Suicidal” Damien Duff bounces back quickly

Winger recalls the trauma of relegation, takes swipe at Newcastle 

Damien Duff

As The Spoiler watched Newacstle’s Premier League swansong in a busy Las Vegas casino sports book, a distraught Geordie shouted “Let’s torch the place!” just as the final whistle blew. The immediate appearance of dozens of [...]

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The Blame Game

The Spoiler’s top ten Premier League scapegoats

The men who have shouldered the blame this season

Scapegoat

On matchday, Premier League football fans need three things to sustain their interest in the beautiful game: an overpriced ticket for a flimsy plastic seat, a weak pint (to be consumed away from the playing surface, Mr Ashley) [...]

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Money Matter$

How London clubs must spend their cash this summer

If Wenger doesn’t need new defenders, then what does he need?

Arsene Wenger

While Tottenham have got to work early and spent big on Luka Modric and Giovani dos Santos, Arsenal are still on the starting blocks, with the first sign of any transfer activity at the Emirates being [...]

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Transfer Talk

Carvalho to Inter, and Roy Keane buys Ireland

All today’s transfers in a scroll down listy thing

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Think about it: Italian men always seem to be wearing hair product, they probably look at us and wonder why we don’t bother. Well, riddle over, Italian friends – you obviously haven’t heard of something called rain. It’s a [...]

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Brekkin' the law

How to avoid speeding fines by Damien Duff

Just blame the post

Damien Duff

Damien Duff‘s girlfriend shouldn’t hold her breath waiting for a Valentines Card next week – it seems that the Irishman can’t get anything through the postal system.

Back in October, the Newcastle star was asked to contact police after he was caught doing [...]

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