Spaniard makes sure Melwood is a fun place to be
Thanks to Sporno fan Eliza for the submission. If you’ve seen any great sport/ porn hybrids, send them here and we’ll cross your palm with ten shiny pounds [...]
Read moreBrazilian probably won’t be kissing his badge in Spain any more
Brazilian man-’o-sex Robinho is determined to push Cristiano Ronaldo and Gareth Barry all the way with a late charge to make his prolonged transfer saga the most irritating of the summer. The [...]
Read moreExcept for Torres, who couldn’t be bothered
Liverpool’s December Christmas party was postponed when Stevie G allowed masked intruders to burgle his home and terrify his wife. To make up for the celebration-halting gaff, he pulled out all the stops at the rescheduled event with some [...]
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Does the WAG hold the key to the pilfering mystery?
Jack The Ripper, the Zodiac murders, the sandwich that was stolen from the Spoiler’s fridge last week – all unsolved crimes that have dominated the agendas of law enforcement officers the world over.
The latest mystery to plague their [...]
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