News in brief

Rooney’s better, Fergie trusts Liverpool, and Bux’s legs…

One of these women has very tanned legs!

Danielle Bux

Fans of urgent showbusiness news will be in a stunned silence for the rest of the afternoon after photographs have appeared of Danielle Bux enjoying a night out with her husband, Gary Lineker. Why so stunned? Because her legs [...]

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Important Relationship News

ITV consider snaffling MRS Lineker for the World Cup

Going head-to-head (in a way)?

The Linekers

The world of football is awash with dream couples. You’ve got your Posh and Becksie, then there’s the Crouchmeister and Abbey Clancy. Then you get to the Redknapps, currently famous for their holidaying adverts, in which no one seems remotely affected by [...]

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Hotness Contest

Help settle the Bux/Brook debate once and for all

Kelly Brook, Danielle Bux

We don’t need to tell you that Danielle Bux and Kelly Brook are beautiful women, it’s all there for you to see. One sultry, with smoky eyes, and hands still slippery from rubbing oil into Gary Lineker’s tanned thighs. The other cheerful and bosomy, because [...]

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Sensual Elderlies

Zoinks! Des Lynam’s wifey outsexys Danielle Bux!

Who saw this one coming?

Lineker vrs Des

Ever since Des Lynam slid into obscurity, only occasionally peeking above the bedsheets to host Countdown, the nation has been wondering whether Lineker will ever have the right quota of syrupy smoothness to truly replace him on MOTD. Yes, he [...]

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